“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!
I’m not sure what I expected, but seeing people with those toy horses that are just a horse head on a stick so you can “ride” it doing actual horse show routines, including jumps of a height that actual horses would probably think twice about, was NOT it.
Some of those jumps should be fucking impossible what the fuck
im a gay trans guy so probably not the target audience but i just want to say you make me so hopeful for my future like, i can grow old and its all ive ever wanted. thank you for existing and deciding to make the world a little better
I would say you are “target audience adjacent” since I have a fair amount of trans man/guy/trans masc followers and friends.
Life has been pretty grand adventure so far even though I have made some major screw ups, done lots of stupid things and said things I regretted saying. That is how like works and I am pretty talented and living it with gusto.
I wish you the best of all you want and need for your contentment and happiness and I am glad to read that watching glimpses of me as an older butch lesbian sheds some light on a hopeful future for you.
I didn’t think my tiny tumblr blog would do much when I used it to tell stories I thought only I was interested in. Turns out many share my experiences and feelings and need to know they are not alone. I am happy to keep on keeping on.
i dont even post my art on here anymore, but i made so fucking many homestuck bg3 gifs and i could only think of this dumb webbed site to throw them into. and yes this was mostly inspired by my friends saying that shadowheart and lae'zel are each other’s kismises.
“ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—” well they’ve always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less
I DEEPLY pretended I was secretly a cat person and just hadn’t, like, learned to grow cat ears and a tail yet. I sometimes sorta believed it. The line between pretending and believing is so, so blurry when you are a child. I don’t get why people worry about this sort of thing. It’s normal. And if that led to me being trans, it was, like, latent for 30 years. There is no cat-children-to-transgender pipeline. And being trans is normal, too, anyway.
I just don’t understand panicky phobes and their mindless reactionary brainfarts which they insist on inflicting on the rest of us.
Happy anniversary to the time I ordered a burrito from taco bell and instead they gave me like 100$ worth of THC vape cartridges.
THE YEAR IS 2021 and I am on my way home from a VERY long day at my new job as a school photographer. Its 5:30, I have driven an hour and a half just to get home and all I want is a beefy five layer burrito and to go to bed early.
I go through the drive through at the taco bell. This is the same taco bell that, three years prior, asked us how many sauces we wanted. My roommate responded with “we’d like to get lost in the sauce.”
To which he said “lost in the sauce. Ok boss!”
And gave us an entire brown bag full of sauce packets that we are still working through to this day.
So our conclusion is that this store is operated by stoners, which is on par for a taco bell.
But anyhow, 2021, all I want is a burrito.
Pull up in the drive thru, order burrito. Compliment the cashier’s nails, take the bag without checking, drive off.
I get home. I carry the bag all the way to the kitchen and set it down. The sound it makes is not the sound of a beefy five layer burrito. It rattles.
I realize now that something is wrong.
I look inside.
I find this:
Which I realize now in 2022 after hanging out with potheads that this is considerably more than 100$ of THC products but that’s unimportant. I sit there for a few moments and just kind of stare at them asking myself
WHY does this KEEP HAPPENING to me?
Girlfriend comes in and sees this.
“Did someone pay you in smokeables again?”
“No, this is the new beefy 5 layer burrito from taco bell. Obviously.”
I could keep them, but what would I DO with them? I didnt know any smokers at the time that I could sell them to. You cant really… pawn THC products in my state because it’s a consumable and uhhhh… possession of such products is probably illegal? Fucking I dont know, if there’s a law about it everyone seems to be ignoring it.
And I cannot stress this enough: I dont smoke! And yet people keep handing me these things for some reason.
But more importantly: it is now 6:00, I am starving, and I did not get my burrito. So i make a decision and i grab the bag of vape carts and I go back to get the food I ordered.
I go inside and stand at the counter. I quietly tell the cashier that I ordered a beefy five layer burrito, and I got this instead. I lift the bag. I gently drop the bag. It makes the very non beefy burrito rattle sound.
The cashier knows by sound what is in the bag. Her eyes go wide.
“I’m not mad,” I tell her. “I dont want anyone in trouble. I’m just very hungry and would like the food I ordered.”
She very quietly takes the bag beneath the counter and produces six coupons for a free taco. “We’ll get your order to you in a moment, thank you for your patience.”
I am… containing my urge to burst out in laughter because this urban legend stuff. This is ‘tumblr will call this fake’ material. This is 'that happened to my friends cousin’ kind of story material and I’m just… waiting for my burrito.
The manager on duty approaches me and says:
“I understand you received something uhh.. other than your order.” She thinks I’m gonna tell corporate. This shit is too funny for corporate. I am not telling corporate.
“I dont want anyone in trouble,” I repeated. “I’d just like to make sure it gets back to its owner and make sure I get the burrito I ordered.”
“Right. Right. Right away.”
She gives me six more free taco coupons.
It is deathly quiet back there and I am trying so hard not to laugh at the absurdity of all of this. Like… how did I get here? What happened back there to lead me to this awkward situation? What farcical theater piece am I now a minor character in? Will I exit left persued by a bear?
The cashier returns with a bag. “Once again, I’m REALLY sorry.”
I take the bag. I check it this time.
This is indeed a burrito.
“No need, all is well.”
I leave with my burrito, twelve free taco coupons, and the sense that I just created chaos for an hour.
Well, looks like this one is gonna escape containment.
Movies pairing dracula and mina is so weird because if you want an vampire romance you can have that with very few alterations to the original story. You can have your angsty bad boy vampire, her name is Mina Murray. You can have your love interest who loves them despite their monstrosity, his name is Johnathan Harker
modern au enjolras has a super broken iphone 6 that barely works. half of its screen is missing. he only uses it for twitter and groupchats. it was a hand me down bc he refused to change from a flip phone until combeferre kindly explained to him that only drug dealers use those
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